Three knock-knock jokes....
1.)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.
2.)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning
3.)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
4 comments:
you gotta stop peeing on trees cindy. you just gotta.
I love that Santa peed on the Christmas tree. So much for coal...I'd better be extra good for the rest of the year. I certainly don't want to find droplets of urine on my Christmas tree, no siree! :)
santa? i read it as centi, like cindy. oops.
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